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Toad Fan 64: Hello, and welcome to my brand new show Toad Fan 64's Interviewing/ Game show!
Audience: YAY! *Applause*
Toad Fan 64: Since this show has been posted for the first time in Lemmy's Land, I should explain how this game works. Every episode you will see this big machine. It randomly decides the contestant that will be interviewed. The point of the game is, the audience will ask the contestant yes or no questions whoever can guess who is the person being interviewed wins a prize. First, I will push this shiny red button and.....
Yoshi: SHINY!!!!
Yoshi pushes the button.
Machine: BEEP Boop boop Beep
A person steps out of the machine cover in a blanket with a "?" on it.
Toad Fan 64: .... and a person with a blanket on his head comes out...... That is our person to interview.
Yoshi: Aw.... no food for Yoshi?
Toad Fan 64: Sorry, no food for you. But remember, whoever guesses the person under the blanket, gets a prize!
Yoshi: Is it food?
Toad Fan 64: Maybe. Okay, onto the questions. Seat 84.
Goomba: Do you like muffins?
???: no.
Toad Fan 64: Seat 429.
Snifit: Is your nose/ mouth shaped like mine??
???: yes.
Toad Fan 64: Yes, seat 621.
Raphael the Raven: Do you like eggs?
???: Love'em
Yoshi: Do you have food?
???: no.
Yoshi: Yoshi hungry!! *WAH*
Toad Fan 64: Yoshi, wait until I call on you to speak please. Okay, next question, seat 164.
Wendy: Do you like my new bow?
???: Yes, I want one!
Wendy: Thank you!!......... I mean,....... you're a LOSER!!
Toad Fan 64: Seat 172.
Morton: Do you like WEDDING CAKE??
???: Dunno, never tasted it.
Morton: You didn't?!? YOU HAVE TO TRY IT, TASTE IT, EAT IT, MUNCH IT, IT'S DELICIOUS, IT'S NUTRITIOUS, IT'S-
Toad Fan 64: Okay,..... enough questions, now can anyone guess who is our mystery guest??
Morton OOH, OOH, ME, ME
Toad Fan 64: Seat 643.
Mario: Is it a kitty cat??
???: uh.... no.
Mario: singing *Look at me, I'm a kitty cat, I wear a bowl of peanuts for a hat, if I eat them all, oh I will get fat, blah, blah, blah I'm a kitty caaaaaaaaaaaaaa (holds note) aaaaaaaaat*
Toad Fan 64: Okay..... that was interesting....... next guess please.
Morton: OOH PICK ME! *POINTS AT HIMSELF JUMPING UP AND DOWN*
Toad Fan 64: Seat 16
Luigi: I'm positive it is Daisy!!
???: uh..........no.
Daisy, sitting next to him stares at him like he is stupid.
Daisy: You think I have a nose like a Snifit?!?
Luigi: um........well......really I........uh-
Toad Fan 64: Okay..... next guess.
Morton: MEEEE! PICK MEEEEEEE!!!!
Toad Fan 64: anyone else want to take a guess??..........
Morton: *at the top of his lungs* MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Toad Fan 64: okay, okay, ............ ugh........ Morton?..
Morton: YAY!! I KNOW WHO IT IS , BECAUSE IF I DID NOT KNOW WHO IT WAS, I WOULD NOT BE TALKING, BUT I AM SO-
Roy: Shut Up Or I'll pound'ja!!
Morton: okay. The answer is BIRDO!!!
Toad Fan 64: Correct!! Congratulations!!
Yoshi: AHH! Yoshi hate Birdo!
Yoshi runs away.
Birdo: Yoshi!! *her eyes turn into hearts*
Birdo chases Yoshi.
Toad Fan 64: Congrats Morton!! You win-
Bowser: A trip to the dungeon! I told you I wanted to win.
Bowser drags Morton away.
Toad Fan 64: Oh well........ I guess I'll have to keep the 1 million coins....... *to self* yay!
The End
Toad Fan 64 Interveiws Mario
Toad Fan 64- Welcome to my interveiwing show! Before we begin, I would like to inform you all about other things that I made that Lemmy posted on his site. Veiw my fun fiction, "Mario Bros. & the Case of the Missing Princesses". I have the first three chapters posted already. Also, I have a madlib, my sister Toadette Fan 64 has a madlib, my best friend, Yoshi Fan 64, and I have a madlib, and Yoshi Fan 64's little brother, Wario Fan 64........ well, lets just say he is lazy. Anyway, today I am going to interveiw Mario.
Audience- Yay! *Applause*
Mario runs down from the audience acting like a jet plane.
Mario- I'm a jet plane! MEOW MEOW!
Toad Fan 64- Okay.......... right
Mario sits down
Toad Fan 64- What the......... What are you wearing?
Mario- Peach's dress, its pretty!
Peach (wearing Mario's Overalls)- The only reason he is wearing that is because it got all torn up when we were on that show "Survivor".
The King- Hey! I was there! I remember that cute little Lemmy Koopa.
Toad Fan 64- Okay........ whatever. So, Mario, last time you fought Bowser, was it easy?
Mario- Who is Bowser?
Toad Fan 64- Uh........ WHO ARE YOU??
Luigi stands up
Luigi-He has no idea who Bowser is because I am Mario.
Audience & Toad Fan 64- GASP!!
Luigi- Not in real life, I dress up because Mario is well,.......... a MORON!
Roy- HAHAHA! Luigi plays dress up like a little girl!
Luigi- NUH-UH
Peach- So, it was you saving my butt all this time. @#$% ON MARIO, I WANT YOU!
Toad Fan 64- Hey no cursing!
Peach - I can curse if I want to. As long as I use a bunch of weird symbols.
Daisy- YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! HE IS MINE!
Peach- NO MINE!!
Peach & Daisy start fighting.
Toad Fan 64- *snaps fingers* Gaurds!
Two Toad officers walk in and drag Peach & Daisy away.
Toad Fan 64- So, the truth is revealed.........*silence*......... Anyway, next question. How about a few from the audience. Yes, seat 578.
Wario- Do you have cash?
Mario- maybe..................
...............Mario starts throwing coins at the audience.
Wario- MONEY!
Wario jumps on the ground grabbing coins, then a dog pile starts over Wario.
Toad Fan 64- Ooh,...... Thats gonna leave a mark. Next! Seat 87?
Toadette- what is your favorite animal?
Mario- *singing* LOOK AT ME, I'M A KITTY CAT. I WEAR A BOWL OF PEANUTS FOR A HAT. IF I EAT THEM ALL OH, I WILL GET FAT. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, I'M A KITTY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(holds note for 2 hours)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Toadette- Wow........
Toadette Fan 64- Toadette! I'm your biggest fan!
Toadette- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Toadette runs away while Toadette Fan 64 chases her.
Toad Fan 64- I did not no my sister was so.......... how do I say this, so................ STUPID! HAHAHA. Okay next question. Seat 496.
Iggy- are you interested in my new produc-
SMACK!
Roy- I had enough of your blabb'n
Toad Fan 64- Next up, seat 132
Charging Chuck- jmfgdjdtsjtemgfdjgredersgdsxhg?
Toad Fan 64- what?
Mario-kgvuglajgsdhcbjvlfyvsjlhrglu.
Charging Chuck-hjajhvljhahbjzgvljhe!
Mario-haljhblah
Toad Fan 64-What? Oh well, at least there is more than one moron in this room Mario can talk to.
Morton- what is that supose to mean?
Toad Fan 64- I wasn't talking about you.............. okay, maybe I was.
Morton- lhglywleabr @#$% kjblkrhbtvksjb;rj!!
Toad Fan 64- no idea what in the world he just said....... Anyway we're all out of time toon in next week when I interveiw...................... somebody else!
Mario, Charging Chuck, and Morton still speaking the ahbsdgg language in the background.
